80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

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that-crap-persona-you-never-use:

shinji-sexual:

Same here.

do you mean
70% of my school

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simpledisneythings:

You can actually buy this amazing replica on Etsy.

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daydreammelody:

ixerro:

brikitty1:

holmestucked:

popcornmassacre:

zimiestef:

mycroftsmuffins:

hiddle-stoned:

girl-panic:

fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.
That makes you 5% slower than the national average.
Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.
That makes you 68% faster than the national average.
k

You read 600 words per minute.That makes you 140% faster than the national average.
o ok

Nice work! You read 186 words in 32 seconds.
I feel like a loser.

You read 367 words per minute.That makes you 47% faster than the national average.

You read 368 words per minute.That makes you 47% faster than the national average.
Eh.

You read 271 words per minute.
That makes you 8% faster than the national average.
I CAN’T READDDD. LOL. //shot. it’scauseidon’treadenough,isn’titttt??//sob

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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